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Montgomery County Executive Race: Over/Under Odds for 2026’s Dysfunction Derby

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The race to succeed Montgomery County Executive Marc Elrich features five declared Democratic candidates, each bringing unique odds and implications for the county’s future. Candidates like Jawando, Friedson, and Glass focus on various policies, from equity initiatives to affordability, while the absence of Republican contenders raises questions about political viability.

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Campaigns / Politics / satire

POLITICAL CIRCUS: Mr. Wiggles Declares Candidacy for Montgomery County Executive, Ties Balloon Elephant in Solidarity

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Mr. Wiggles, a disbarred courtroom jester, announced his candidacy for Montgomery County Executive in 2026, aiming for the GOP nomination. His platform includes banning boring bureaucrats and implementing innovative plans like balloon animal accessibility. Despite skepticism about his qualifications, he resonates with some voters, marking a unique political approach.

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Campaigns / elections / satire

The Race to Be First: Montgomery County Council’s 2026 Diversity Olympics Begins!

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Montgomery County has launched its 2026 campaign season, emphasizing identity over policy. A variety of unprecedented candidates, including a gender-fluid Indo-Puerto-African-American and a vegan socialist Black Irish Muslim, are vying for positions. Critics argue that while identity politics thrive, essential government services suffer, prompting residents to seek more functional governance elsewhere.

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democrats / Local News

Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank

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A Maryland man known as “Duke Fresh,” notorious for his extensive criminal background, was named the 2025 “Man of the Year” by The Institute for Progressive Empathy™. His controversial past includes human trafficking and racketeering, but he now champions progressive causes, revealing a complicated redemption narrative that attracts notable endorsements for his Senate campaign.

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democrats / Maryland / satire

Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank

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Baltimore, MD – A Maryland man known only as “Duke Fresh,” who rose through the ranks of organized crime, human trafficking, and the local PTA, was honored Thursday night at …

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